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In which John raps to his peeps about his new gmail account, and hands out mad props to Gmail4Troops.com.

"Your job is mind-bendingly bad. So incredibly bad. So shooting-spree inducing bad."

In which John implies that the end of the internet is nowhere in sight (in spite of all his diligent searching).

In which John shows his video game prowess of auld, whilst secretly bemoaning the fact that he really really really wants to be one of the uber cool dragons from Satan's Hollow, into which slot he dropped many a token (deep breath).

In which John sees that he is full of plot holes.