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Before passing through the metal detector, take your friggin' change out of your friggin pocket.

This way, you won't get subjected to the public frisking and cavity search.

Dammit.

I cannot believe how much better I am feeling. I'm going to write this, then wander around an unseasonably-warm Calgary for a while. I will expand on all this later.

I am so sick. The only part of my body that I can move is my thumb on the remote. I'm too sick to read.

I'm really [...]

This is cool.

Only 11 more days until Talk Like A Pirate Day on September 19.

Arrr, me hearties!

Oh, and in case you're wondering, the Pirate Personality Inventory sez I'm The Captain. So's quit yer skylarkin', and let's hoist some sails! Arrr!

At the light on the way back from Chance's violin lesson, there's a PT Cruiser pulled up in the turn lane next to me.

NOBODY'S wearing seat belts. Not bozo Mom, not the 8-year-old in the front seat. I swear, some people have the intelligence of a cabbage.

If Chance hadn't been in the car, it might [...]